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Posted on 24th Apr at 10:06 AM, with 131,960 notes

dulect:

no need to thank me

your credit card will do

Posted on 24th Apr at 10:05 AM, with 116,662 notes

kushaw:

zarry:

people who always change their opinions to match with someone elses  

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people who always change their opinions to disagree with yours

Posted on 24th Apr at 10:05 AM, with 403,433 notes

fenrir-kin:

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase

right up there with Viva la pluto

Posted on 24th Apr at 10:04 AM, with 172,062 notes

hannibaleatspussy:

melancholicdragons:

what if dicks had mouths

but robin thicke already exists

Posted on 24th Apr at 10:04 AM, with 553 notes
followingpeople-bloggingthings:

[vroom vroom motherfucker]
47 years old and still as awesome as ever..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY!! (April 24th 1967)

followingpeople-bloggingthings:

[vroom vroom motherfucker]

47 years old and still as awesome as ever..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY!! (April 24th 1967)

Posted on 24th Apr at 10:04 AM, with 1,085 notes

When I found out I had to take off my shirt in Teen movie, I panicked and hit the gym. I was like, “It’s going to be on film, documented, for my children to see. I can’t be 140 pounds. I need to put on a little bit of muscle.

Posted on 24th Apr at 10:04 AM, with 535,571 notes
herpmydong:

ultraw4nk:

aragaki-ayase:

why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

fuck you

herpmydong:

ultraw4nk:

aragaki-ayase:

why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

fuck you

Posted on 24th Apr at 10:04 AM, with 37,961 notes
belieiveinsomething:

princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

Made me think differently about abortion

belieiveinsomething:

princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

Made me think differently about abortion

Posted on 24th Apr at 10:03 AM, with 144,505 notes
mirror-maze:

The only GIF that the internet really needs.

mirror-maze:

The only GIF that the internet really needs.

Posted on 24th Apr at 10:03 AM, with 171,781 notes

flaw-in-the-plan:

lunatoneitdown:

the face on the hot sauce is the guy who plays spongebob

literally every human character on spongebob was played by the guy who voiced spongebob

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