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Posted on 20th Apr at 12:55 AM, with 47,872 notes

itsfortheinternet:

thegreatbayonsay:

remember that time Lana bought a horse shaped plant for $2,850 

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she’s so satisfied

Posted on 20th Apr at 12:54 AM, with 32,230 notes

nentindo:

incredibles 2 has been confirmed by the ceo of pixar

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Posted on 20th Apr at 12:53 AM, with 266,021 notes

vanillish:

when your friends successful post appears on your dashimage

Posted on 20th Apr at 12:52 AM, with 58,196 notes
"I always try to dance when this song comes on because I am the Queen and I like to dance."
Queen Elizabeth II about the song Dancing Queen (x)
Posted on 20th Apr at 12:46 AM, with 225,122 notes
paleredsunday:

upgraders:

33457658322189076:

paleredsunday:

My dad has access to 3D Printing technology and the first thing he prints is a miniature version of himself

you shrunk your dad with a shrink ray and now you’re trying to cover it up with this bullshit.. but we dont believe it for a second

shrinking your own dad for notes… that’s a new low for this website 

I’ve been rumbled
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paleredsunday:

upgraders:

33457658322189076:

paleredsunday:

My dad has access to 3D Printing technology and the first thing he prints is a miniature version of himself

you shrunk your dad with a shrink ray and now you’re trying to cover it up with this bullshit.. but we dont believe it for a second

shrinking your own dad for notes… that’s a new low for this website 

I’ve been rumbled

Posted on 20th Apr at 12:45 AM, with 9,781 notes

jellys:

I look more mysterious…….. when I type like this……. always leave them…….. wanting more………..

Posted on 20th Apr at 12:45 AM, with 993 notes

getyourassbeat:

the sims 1 music that would play when a burglar tried to break in truly fucked my life up

Posted on 20th Apr at 12:45 AM, with 171,332 notes

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Posted on 20th Apr at 12:44 AM, with 66,120 notes

iverbz:

alexleefitz:

Aren’t our short and meaningless lives in this uncaring universe the ultimate April Fools jokes?

shut up and put on the hat you fucking nerd

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