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Posted on 23rd Jul at 12:14 PM, with 273,447 notes

lovelorn-xo:

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me

Posted on 23rd Jul at 12:13 PM, with 17,403 notes

fozmeadows:

"Welcome to Supernatural, the straightest of straight shows with absolutely no homoerotic subtext whatsoev- "

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"Well, I mean, maybe that’s just coincid-"

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Posted on 23rd Jul at 12:12 PM, with 5,213 notes

enhancers:

Girls bleed for one week a month. There are twelve months in a year. That’s twelve weeks. That’s about four months. When you bleed for four months then you can complain.

Posted on 23rd Jul at 12:11 PM, with 162,510 notes

trypophobic-canine:

sometimes i actually go on facebook and then

Posted on 23rd Jul at 12:10 PM, with 11,480 notes

readingperks:

Real life: most common eye color is brown

Literature: eye color is anything but brown

Posted on 23rd Jul at 12:07 PM, with 13,020 notes

inufan330:

When people on the internet cosplay

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When I cosplay

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Posted on 23rd Jul at 12:06 PM, with 139,769 notes

the-cock-in-cockles:

eatsleepcrap:

THE 20 STEPS TO SURVIVAL IN SUPERNATURAL

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THERES SO MANY BEYOND PERFECT THINGS ABOUT THIS POST BUT

TAKE NOTE THICKE

Posted on 23rd Jul at 12:05 PM, with 139,011 notes

back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

Posted on 23rd Jul at 12:05 PM, with 196,798 notes
artseke:

Hey look a seahorse
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artseke:

Hey look a seahorse

Posted on 23rd Jul at 12:04 PM, with 3,916 notes

hotboyproblems:

under 6 months until 2015 and if that doesnt scare you then idk what does

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