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Posted on 16th Sep at 12:30 AM, with 566,272 notes
s-ilenceyourfear:

Put a letter in my ask.
A - If I’m in love.
B -  Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.
D - What gender(s) I have a preference for.
E - How many holes I have in my ears.
F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’
G -  The last person I said ‘I love you’ to.
H - The last person I hugged.
I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
J - How old I am.
K- What my full name is.
L - If I have siblings.
M - If I forgive betrayal.
N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
O - If I like my school.
P - What kind of music I like.
Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
S - 2 habits.
T- 5 things I love unconditionally.
U - How many texts I send daily.
V - 3 big dreams.
W - An idol.
X - If I’ve done something I regret very much.
Y - If I like my town and why.
Z - Ask any question you want.

s-ilenceyourfear:

Put a letter in my ask.

A - If I’m in love.

B -  Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.

C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.

D - What gender(s) I have a preference for.

E - How many holes I have in my ears.

F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’

G -  The last person I said ‘I love you’ to.

H - The last person I hugged.

I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.

J - How old I am.

K- What my full name is.

L - If I have siblings.

M - If I forgive betrayal.

N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.

O - If I like my school.

P - What kind of music I like.

Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.

R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.

S - 2 habits.

T- 5 things I love unconditionally.

U - How many texts I send daily.

V - 3 big dreams.

W - An idol.

X - If I’ve done something I regret very much.

Y - If I like my town and why.

Z - Ask any question you want.

Posted on 16th Sep at 12:28 AM, with 154 notes
"Don’t tell me I’m beautiful. I have already heard the word rubbed raw across the flesh of so many girls before me. Thrown at them like rocks that beat the skin of those we do not understand. “You are beautiful”, we yell with such contempt. “God dammit, why won’t you just believe me, you’re beautiful!” It is not a compliment. It is a victory march of your own self sacrifice. “You’re beautiful,” we say through gritted teeth. “You’re beautiful,” we spit out through tears, looking at the reflection we hate. “You’re beautiful” we say, holding a body that has never felt the arms of another. Don’t tell me I’m beautiful. A word like that floats on the surface, give me something with depth. Tell me I’m intelligent. Tell me I’m courageous. Tell me that when I laugh the whole world smiles. Tell me that my voice is sweeter than strawberries. Remind me that my hands have helped flowers grow, painted the ocean, and captured the sky in my phone. Assure me that with a mind like mine, I can change the world. I don’t really care if it’s true. I’ve spent years trying to convince myself that beauty goes through and through. Don’t tell me I’m beautiful, I’ve felt the word splatter against me enough for a lifetime. I am better than the “beautiful” that slips from your lips. I am the ocean, 36,000 feet deep. There are parts of me you have never seen. I am outer space, infinite in your reach. I am not simply “beautiful”. I am a fucking masterpiece."
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Posted on 16th Sep at 12:23 AM, with 384,305 notes
Anonymous asked: My boyfriend calls me fat :(

cocaineyeezy:

Call him single

Posted on 16th Sep at 12:22 AM, with 241,445 notes
appendingfic:

ironcheflancaster:

wedonotpromoteviolence:

heirofspacecore:

sleek-black-wings:

thederpywingedone:

batmansymbol:

by the way did I ever tell y’all about the time I got a blank message from nobody, sent on new year’s eve in 1969, when the internet didn’t exist?
because that happened

What the fuck

Time travel.

Or maybe its from 2069, when we’ve developed the technology to send data to the past. You sent yourself a blank message as a test but as the email address you used to send it doesnt exist yet, it came up as no sender

I… what?

OKAY KIDS, LET’S LEARN ABOUT THE UNIX EPOCH
So back in the early days of computers, when we were trying to build clocks to keep all our computers in sync, we tried a bunch of different ways to synchronize them in ways that both normal people could use and programmers could utilize.
We just tried saying “The current time is THIS date” and just storing that date as some text, but while that was easy for humans, it was a bunch of different numbers that worked together in funny ways and computers don’t play nice with a bunch of random, arbitrary rules.
Not much worked, until we realized that we needed a BASELINE to compare against, and a way to represent the current time that covers everybody. So we came up with Unix time, because Unix was the style at the time. Essentially, Unix time represents any given time by saying “How many seconds ago was 12:00 AM on January 1, 1970 in Iceland somewhere?”. Recent enough to keep the numbers relatively small, far enough that nothing computer-y would fall before it, and consistent enough that there’d be no discrepancy based on where you are.
So what happens when you see the date “December 31, 1969” on a buggy message like this is that the computer received a bunch of zeroes by mistake and went “Oh, this must be a message!” Then when it tried to interpret it, it got to the date, found a zero, and said “Zero seconds since the Unix Epoch? I’ll round down - this was sent at the last second of New Year’s Eve, 1969! They’ll be so happy to finally get their blank message.”
And then the computer traipsed off on its merry way, because computers are fucking ridiculous.

This is frankly more hilarious than the 1969 time traveler theory
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appendingfic:

ironcheflancaster:

wedonotpromoteviolence:

heirofspacecore:

sleek-black-wings:

thederpywingedone:

batmansymbol:

by the way did I ever tell y’all about the time I got a blank message from nobody, sent on new year’s eve in 1969, when the internet didn’t exist?

because that happened

What the fuck

Time travel.

Or maybe its from 2069, when we’ve developed the technology to send data to the past. You sent yourself a blank message as a test but as the email address you used to send it doesnt exist yet, it came up as no sender

I… what?

OKAY KIDS, LET’S LEARN ABOUT THE UNIX EPOCH

So back in the early days of computers, when we were trying to build clocks to keep all our computers in sync, we tried a bunch of different ways to synchronize them in ways that both normal people could use and programmers could utilize.

We just tried saying “The current time is THIS date” and just storing that date as some text, but while that was easy for humans, it was a bunch of different numbers that worked together in funny ways and computers don’t play nice with a bunch of random, arbitrary rules.

Not much worked, until we realized that we needed a BASELINE to compare against, and a way to represent the current time that covers everybody. So we came up with Unix time, because Unix was the style at the time. Essentially, Unix time represents any given time by saying “How many seconds ago was 12:00 AM on January 1, 1970 in Iceland somewhere?”. Recent enough to keep the numbers relatively small, far enough that nothing computer-y would fall before it, and consistent enough that there’d be no discrepancy based on where you are.

So what happens when you see the date “December 31, 1969” on a buggy message like this is that the computer received a bunch of zeroes by mistake and went “Oh, this must be a message!” Then when it tried to interpret it, it got to the date, found a zero, and said “Zero seconds since the Unix Epoch? I’ll round down - this was sent at the last second of New Year’s Eve, 1969! They’ll be so happy to finally get their blank message.”

And then the computer traipsed off on its merry way, because computers are fucking ridiculous.

This is frankly more hilarious than the 1969 time traveler theory

Posted on 16th Sep at 12:20 AM, with 230,136 notes

loodletooboodleroodlesoodle:

mangomartyr:

loodletooboodleroodlesoodle:

santullianal:

This honestly made me tear up. Imagining how great he must have felt that his planned worked and choosing that risk paid off.
I also feel like him and the model have such good chemistry, they’re always so kind and loving to one another.

Holy shit what did he do?? That’s rad as hell!

Since the runway was going to have simulated rain, he wanted to make the outfit become colorful because of it rather than deflect it. He sewed dye into the seams and once the rain hit it the dye ran! Very simple but super effective. He was one of the two winners of that challenge.

Absolutely brilliant. Holy shit.

Posted on 16th Sep at 12:20 AM, with 216,512 notes

tunte:

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

Humans are great

Posted on 16th Sep at 12:19 AM, with 355,165 notes

uberzers:

I was expecting an explanation at the end of this but there wasn’t any. 

Posted on 16th Sep at 12:18 AM, with 152,864 notes

depressednmoderatelywelldressed:

afro-dominicano:

humansofcolor:

angrywocunited:

This is so sad. :(

so young….Call me sensitive, but watching things like this makes me tear up. I used to be like this.

baby no :(

"Kids don’t notice race!!!"

Posted on 16th Sep at 12:15 AM, with 772 notes
zodiacmind:

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Posted on 16th Sep at 12:14 AM, with 566 notes
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Fun facts about your sign here
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Posted on 16th Sep at 12:14 AM, with 162 notes
wantering-blog:

Stylish or Comfortable?
End this dilemma by checking out these 3 must have fashion pieces that give you an edge over both!
Need inspiration for creating an ensemble that’s the perfect balance of style and comfort? Something for a Friday night out in the town or a Saturday brunch with friends? Check out the 3 must have pieces below!
1. Jumpsuit: ASOS Jumpsuit With Cami Straps

Pair it with amazing accessories like the Ariel Collar by Nasty Gal or a party clutch – just like this one by Dorothy Perkins. Cold? Not to worry because this outfit would look just as fab if paired with a leather jacket – check out this one by Zara. In terms of shoes – change it up a bit – pair it up with these fabulous white heels by BCBGeneration – available in both white and gold – both of which would look amazing with this jumpsuit. If you’re not in the mood for heels, these Michael Kors flats would add just the right pop color to the outfit.
2. Maxi Skirt: Jen’s Pirate Booty Nuevo Gypsy Maxi Skirt

Nothing screams comfortable more than this gorgeous white lacey skirt. This can be matched with any plain tank top – check out this one from Beyond Vintage. Pair with this cute pair of flats by Stuart Weitzman and this super stylish Steve Madden cross bag and you’re ready to go!
3. Drapey Pants: Banana Republic Heritage Piped Knit Drapey Pant

These sporty pants by Banana Republic can be paired as much with heels and a formal top or with Vans and a tank top. Chic either way; it’s your call to make. If you’ve been following fashion show recaps and the street style blogs lately, you’ll know that you can’t go wrong with drapey pants right now!
Discover more jumpsuits, maxi skirts and drapey pants to match your personal style on Wantering! Have fun exploring what you like, and don’t forget that comfortable and stylish are on par!

wantering-blog:

Stylish or Comfortable?

End this dilemma by checking out these 3 must have fashion pieces that give you an edge over both!

Need inspiration for creating an ensemble that’s the perfect balance of style and comfort? Something for a Friday night out in the town or a Saturday brunch with friends? Check out the 3 must have pieces below!

1. Jumpsuit: ASOS Jumpsuit With Cami Straps

Pair it with amazing accessories like the Ariel Collar by Nasty Gal or a party clutch – just like this one by Dorothy Perkins. Cold? Not to worry because this outfit would look just as fab if paired with a leather jacket – check out this one by Zara. In terms of shoes – change it up a bit – pair it up with these fabulous white heels by BCBGeneration – available in both white and gold – both of which would look amazing with this jumpsuit. If you’re not in the mood for heels, these Michael Kors flats would add just the right pop color to the outfit.

2. Maxi Skirt: Jen’s Pirate Booty Nuevo Gypsy Maxi Skirt

Nothing screams comfortable more than this gorgeous white lacey skirt. This can be matched with any plain tank top – check out this one from Beyond Vintage. Pair with this cute pair of flats by Stuart Weitzman and this super stylish Steve Madden cross bag and you’re ready to go!

3. Drapey Pants: Banana Republic Heritage Piped Knit Drapey Pant

These sporty pants by Banana Republic can be paired as much with heels and a formal top or with Vans and a tank top. Chic either way; it’s your call to make. If you’ve been following fashion show recaps and the street style blogs lately, you’ll know that you can’t go wrong with drapey pants right now!

Discover more jumpsuits, maxi skirts and drapey pants to match your personal style on Wantering! Have fun exploring what you like, and don’t forget that comfortable and stylish are on par!

Posted on 16th Sep at 12:13 AM, with 129,596 notes
backpat:

captoring:

4w-k:

all time favorite quote c:

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your favorite quote. is. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder.
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backpat:

captoring:

4w-k:

all time favorite quote c:

shoulder shoulder shoulder shoulder 

your favorite quote. is. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder.

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Posted on 15th Sep at 11:43 PM, with 439,773 notes

whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

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